I made up the ToriToys commercial!:
*heavy metal guitars and drums in background*
*Announcer
deep voice) Hey kids, do you like violence?!
*Kids
screaming boys) Yeah!
*Announcer: Do you like blood and gore?
*Kids: Yeah!
*Announcer: Do you like the Sceintific and awesome way of ragdoll physics and movement?
*Kids: Yea... (all stop) *One Kid: Wait, what?
*Announcer: Then you'll love: ToriToys
(goes to a shot with a ToriToy and flaming background)
*Different Announcer
During announcers speech, shot of kids playing with ToriToys) ToriToys, the fun, phisicy action figure of tommorow! You can dismember your opponent, withought braking the toy! Magnetic joints and hands let you destroy your opponent carefully, withought a big mess or fuss!
*Announcer: ToriToys: the action figure revolution!
*Disclamer guy: Warning, not for small, or mentally handicapped children, keep away from pets, if you would like to play Toribash go to the website at
www.Toribash.com, rated M for mature