Re: Tell a funny story about yourself.
Originally Posted by Patrick
Originally Posted by Apollox99One time when I was five or so I was riding my bike when My butt fell into the back seat while I was on a hill. There was about About 50 feet of pain. After the ride my crotch and ass hurt for around 3 days after wards.
LOL i did the same thing. I hit a jump on my bike when i was little and landed on the back tire. My balls got sucked into the rear reflector and i was like "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and was in pain for like a week.
But here is a funny thing this kid i know did.
They were hanging out with this kid they really hated because the stupid kids parents forced them to hang out with him. They had this brownie and decided to play a prank on him. They cut it open and dug a little hole out of it and they both spat huge lugies (spit and mucus) into it. Then they put it back together so it looked like it was a normal brownie. They then gave it to the stupid kid and he ate the WHOLE THING. He even liked it. He said "Oh man this is soooo good. It is really moist."
LOL! Nice! Kinda like that time a 2-year old baby was at my house and I had some shiny rocks and she looked at them and said, "CANDY!".
I've been sentenced to life in a rich white banker's scrotal sac!
Re: Tell a funny story about yourself.
Originally Posted by stuntman021
Originally Posted by Apollox99Zombie do you live in the Ghetto? Also another story of mine or well should I say person is our neighbor and he watchs over his property with a sniper rifle in case the "Tree people" attack.
Wth? I would have him institutionalized.Originally Posted by COM(B)ATmy language arts teacher thinks she flew with peter pan
What is she on?
i think she's on pixie dust
Don't take life too seriously, you never get out of it alive anyways.
Re: Tell a funny story about yourself.
Well here's one.
I was poking my friend with a watermelon (:P) and he screamed for no apparent reason, he freaked me out and I tossed it don't know where, it fell thru the window into a car and got smashed... rofl so funny, espacially when the car owner found it XD
This thing was like 2 years ago and it still smells like watermelon. Misteryous.
I was poking my friend with a watermelon (:P) and he screamed for no apparent reason, he freaked me out and I tossed it don't know where, it fell thru the window into a car and got smashed... rofl so funny, espacially when the car owner found it XD
This thing was like 2 years ago and it still smells like watermelon. Misteryous.
say wut
Re: Tell a funny story about yourself.
Originally Posted by Kurrus
Well here's one.
I was poking my friend with a watermelon (:P) and he screamed for no apparent reason, he freaked me out and I tossed it don't know where, it fell thru the window into a car and got smashed... rofl so funny, espacially when the car owner found it XD
This thing was like 2 years ago and it still smells like watermelon. Misteryous.
Lol...yummy watermelon
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