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why aren't you in the kitchen

"what's cooking good lookin"
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I love many people on this forum such as ...
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I respect...
why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know, but if you don't laugh i'll squash your head like a melon
pennis and also dicke and balls
there are 5 hours left on earth we are last 2 people here What should we do SHE: uh idk
ME: Im hot , ure sexy All i can think of doing is One thing .
she awsers :what ?
me: you
2 hours later "awww " *smokin a cigar * that ws good shes like ikr
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she said how long have we been in here i said 14 hours and enjoyed all of it ;)
SHE: but u said we have 5 hours to live .
ME: yeah .......i lied
she looks out side sees people walking around.
she looks at me .......
ME: awwww oh yeah i lied about being last ppl on earth ttoo. closes doors walks out ^^ BOOYA
Whats the moral of this story ? No one helps u once ure fucked
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