The Fire Kid
Miss Molly Mathers lives in Peru. Miss Molly Mathers says, "How do you do?" Henry Ford Phillips, a neighbor of hers, replies dear Miss Molly, let's cut the crap, you want me, I want you, let's make it happen. They made popcorn, juice, watched movies and finally, had sex all night long. In the next morning, when Henry Ford awoken to Miss Molly conceiving. It turns out she's some kind of mutant alien chick that was sent to get knocked up to have a hybrid baby, both human and alien. It was a last ditch attempt to save her species and perhaps repopulate her planet. Miss Molly's babies had superpowers, their powers were quite awesome. They had the power to play flute using the power of their farts, then those powers got removed and replaced with the ability to fly and the other one could control fire at will. As the years progressed the siblings beacame famous all throughout the world for their amazing powers. One day they found a little boy from Mexico called Juanito Burrito, he helped them get their fart powers back using the unholy stone of taco souls. Then the rock got destroyed and they were happy to get their awesome flying and fire powers back. A guy named ox had heard of the childrens strength and wanted to fight them, they set up a date and a meeting spot. The battle was all about farting and flying shit, so as she had only had the shitty flying power and the other guy had farts which is way more powerful, she died. One of the siblings died but the one with the fire abilities was still alive. Ox used his most powerful forbidden fart technique and it went straight towards the fire kid. The fire kid summoned all his strength and shot a huge inferno ball into the fart and it exploded, ox died in the explosion but the fire kid got away. Untill this day.. Nobody knows if the fire kid is still alive or not, but they say he watches over us and protects us from all that is evil.
The End
Last edited by Simon; Dec 11, 2011 at 11:34 AM.
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