Oh I think shmevin forgot to add No alts >:| and no thats doesnt make sense , I Don't even.

Please, Evil, read the first post.
Only recognise ones that make you laugh, and ones that break rules.

I'll find out if you are alting, by the way.
If you are caught, you will be blacklisted.

Evilstealthwarrior, you aren't funny either. So stop criticising peoples jokes.

You have one new message:

Hello,
Today I'm here to tell you about a young boy in Africa.
This boy has only one leg, and has to hop 4km to school, then back.

If you send just 2 dollars I can send you the video, it's fucking hilarious!






This isn't true, don't send me 2 dollars.
No offense meant.

2 guys walk into a bar, the 3rd one ducks.

Lol me not funny lol you think im trying haha thats funny. Shmevin add him to the list this was funniest one ive seen so far. Though I never made a joke. seriously Still add him to list though shmevin.That made me laugh

A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbour’s dog.

The dog has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours. The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, “I’ve had enough of this!”

She goes downstairs. The blonde finally comes back up to bed and her husband says, ‘The dog is still barking, what have you been doing?’

The blonde says, “I’ve put the dog in our backyard, let’s see how they like it.”