I agree with m0nkey8. I am a supporter of that "people this stupid should be killed and forbidden to have children" pseudo-rule.
To add to my first post, I would find and kill people who are dangerously stupid.
I'd be doing society a favor.
id somehow transform into a cloud of pure swag sailing the 8 oceans because i found a new one, while plundering and thieving every last drop of rum and every last ounce of gold. i would then knock up all the women i find so that my legacy will be carried out all over the world and so all the people can relax in the astonishing glow that my mighty children would illuminate from their swag enriched bodies. then i would climb my way to the top of mt everest to find and befriend a yetti to which he would join my pirate crew which consists of me the yetti reincarnated gandhi jesus the whole autobots team most of the pro rugby players rachel ray (bitches need sum food) and probably the hulk if not thor. we would all demolish the countrysides of middle east africa claiming the life of kony to which we castrate. as u can see it will get crazy. after that we will all move to a secluded island we obtain probably madegascar and have large dog fighting arenas to where all the minorities can bet till their hearts content. there we will make even more cash to add to our earnings. we will then buy out toribash from hampa and burn all of it to the ground while singing satans song and injecting 3 marijuanas. here is where it will ake a turn for the worse because i will turn cannibal and eat all of my crew mates, turn their heads into pieces of art, and live depressed for roughly another 15 hours till i slowly die of whatever the fuck i have.
its simple really
pursue my dream of becoming a pirate
Can I have something for my birthday?
I would poop on mars, fart on the Sun and watch it explode.
