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A fellow passenger throws a heavy punch at Mcnuggets while he dodges out of way and kicks him in the stomach. "I'm not a demon!" he roars and fends off the other 4 passengers who tried to kill him in his sleep. Mcnuggets quickly pulls out his wallet and show everybody his card; "MCNUGGETS - Combat Specialist" its says. The 5 passengers stand down, regretting the fact that they almost killed another human. Thank god Mcnuggets was able to survive the attack due to his razor sharp hawk-like senses and his strength of a thousand bulls.

A short while after, while the passengers are wondering who the demons could be, Mcnuggets suddenly vomits all over Hagan and Pidda. Hagan likes the vomit but Pidda quickly sprints back to his room to get a change of clothes. The incredibly gay Zac runs along to join him with his with his oversized wooden dildo hoping for a chance to get lucky. Mcnuggets has curled up into a ball in pain on the ground. He hasn't taken his medication for 2 days in a row! Luckily, the mighty awesome buff not gay huge penis alpha as fuck rich handsome tall good at LoL unkillable tank best jayce awesome jayce skin 100% positive K/D ratio can beat Zac (worst adc) at 1v1 nidalee best top can now counter renekton and garen never been to 9gag huge penis again must emphasize how huge his penis is 15 inches long i mean meters 280IQ can play any lane any position even support awesome alpha ripped generous not jew clearly niggest Ship Captain Adrian came to the rescue with Mcnuggets' medicine right before he died! "Another one lives to see the sun rise again thanks to me!" he says in a sexy majestic voice and disappears back into the shadows. Mcnuggets better remember to take his medication in the next 2 days or he may not be so lucky to have such an awesome Ship Captain save him again.

Later that day, the passengers started to notice that Slau had not been seen. They went to his cabin and what they found would haunt them forever. The whole inside of the room was covered in Slau's remains with a pentagram drawn on the floor with a black liquid. On the ground, lies his name tag saying: Slau - Professional Psychic. This is clearly a sign of the supernatural.

Lorrtex feels a bit funny, and acting like Mcnuggets and Elvis did yesterday.

End of turn 2.

Turn 3 ends in 24-48 hours.
Last edited by Adrian; May 20, 2013 at 08:16 PM.
and definitely not in defenestration gaming
DruggedPanda: 1
Zac: 1

don't play dumb with me panda
Last edited by Zac; May 20, 2013 at 08:28 PM.
I wish I had joined this...
Spectacular game by the way, really well thought.
I'm suggesting that you guys launch this as an official raku event, would be really fun. What are your opinions about this?
You find this note on the dead psychic Slau's desk: "The captain is putting viagra in everybody's food. Do not eat it!"
Could this be a clue? Probably not.

Suddenly, a huge bolt of lightning strikes the top-deck swimming pool which Hagan is swimming in. He is instantly electrocuted by over 40,000 volts of electricity, but luckily survived with agonizing injuries. He is instantly taken to the on-board clinic where the hot ass 10/10 nurse was taking the a day off to naked sunbathe with the captain, leaving the sweating fat smelly neck-beard bald spray-tanned cafeteria guy to substitute. Unfortunately, Hagan's left arm and leg had to be amputated and this was done quick and efficiently by the cafeteria guy and his rusty pork cleaver. Without anaesthetic.
Last edited by Adrian; May 20, 2013 at 09:23 PM.
and definitely not in defenestration gaming
Greetings fellow crewmen and Adrian
Zac and I have started le' revolution! We have revealed to each other our roles and we would like you humans to do the same! To prove that I am human here is a screenshot of my role.

screenshot



To join our alliance and secure our win over the demons send either Zac or myself a screenshot of the role you were given. Demons not welcome.
Last edited by Hagan; May 20, 2013 at 10:12 PM.
Updated rules because this game is far too unfair for the demons.

-The person who the demons kill's vote doesn't count.
-In a 1v1 match between a demon and a human, or between a human and human, the outcome will be randomised or, if both participants of the 1v1 wish, sorted amongst themselves through other means (such as by a match in-game, stone paper scissors, 1v1 in LoL, chess match, who can record themselves fitting the most dildos into their ass and sending the video to Adrian, etc.)
Last edited by Adrian; May 20, 2013 at 10:19 PM.
and definitely not in defenestration gaming
How do we know that pm aint FORGED HUH?!
Maybe zac and you are the demons and youre trying to trick us ssssss.
Hagans belt even says DEMON belt. You cant trust someone like that.