Originally Posted by 2worlds

Fuck yeah murica
back to back world war winners
Home of Burger King

Originally Posted by boStaff

a sonnet about everyone in this thread


"Yall Edgy Angst, Fedora Wearing Plebs"


Y'all edgy angst-fedora wearing plebs,
And I can see that many in this thread
Still ask adults before they surf the web,
A shameless bunch of virgins lie ahead.
If you think writing poems makes you cool,
I hope you know your life ahead will suck;
Not only are you prob'ly still in school,
But you think anybody gives a fuck.
I doubt that any user here's been laid,
And Arglax is a dumb elitist prick;
I hope your "bundle" fails ala your grade,
Stop bragging on this board and suck a dick.
Remember that you're on a message board,
Who cares what you do on your own accord?

Originally Posted by Arglax

Hi, professional poet speaking here. !

Originally Posted by Arglax

That's not a sonnet.

Originally Posted by 2worlds

what kind of a pro
can't even tell a sonnet
this thread sucks asshole

I doubt that any user here's been laid,

Originally Posted by Arglax

what kind of person pronounces "any" in two syllables?

Originally Posted by 2worlds

What kind of a pro
cant count syllable amounts
Surely in fifth grade

A publicized poet
Published in what not to do
Think before you talk

I cant get over
How stupid you are being
End your posting please

Originally Posted by boStaff

wait you actually didn't think "any" was 2 syllables what else could it be jesus christ

Originally Posted by Arglax

That's not even a correct haiku.

Originally Posted by Arglax

Any. I can clap once when I pronounce it so it's one syllable.