ishi is kinda like the dalai lama of toribash

I actually played a few times with ishi and talked to him when I was new, without knowing that I spoke to the most famous and nicest guy in toribash.

And I am sorry about that. I hate myself because of that. When its dark, I cry and punch my pillow, because I didn't give ishi the respect he deserves.

(the second line is sarcasm pls)

Better just be yourself, no one likes a nuthugger.

Except for Nuthug

Was a joke lol, thought it was obvious

ishi is cute :3

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All we need is to get it featured on iFunny or something. c:

ishi is life, ishi is love

I was only 9 years old.
I loved ishi so much.
I had all the merchandise and movies.
I would pray to ishi every night.
ishi is love I say, ishi is life.
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot.
I knew he was just jellos of my devotion for ishi.
I called him a cunt, he slaps me and sends me to bed.
I am crying now, and my face hurts.
I lye in bed, its really cold.
I feel a warmth coming towards me.
I feel something touch me.
Its ishi.
I am so happy.
He whispers in my ear this is mah rubash.
He grabs me with his powerful admin powers and puts me on my hands and knees.
I'm ready.
I spread my glutes for ishi.
He boom hits my butthole.
It hurts so much but I do it for ishi.
I can feels my butt tearing as my eyes start to water.
I push against his force.
I want to please ishi.
He /em ROOOAR's a mighty roar, As he fills my glute with love.
My dad walks in.
Ishi looks him strait in the eyes and says, GG
Ishi leaves through my window.
Ishi is love, Ishi is life.