McGruff the Crime Dog, and teach it to say, "Take a bite out of crime"

You could call it Nero, in memory of that crazy roman/greek guy (cant remember).

Name it suckmycock, that'd be fucking priceless. All people outside can hear is "SUCKMYCOCK!" "COME!" "SIT!" "ROLLOVER, SUCKMYCOCK"

name it RUSS

Jack.
Lucky.
Rover.
Spike.
Brad.
Nickel.
Scruff.

Could think of more but cba ^_^.

I thought he said he didn't want any generic dog names.

Didn't read that part, I just looked at "I need help naming my dog" , didn't see it anywhere in the first post anyway.

I was going to add Russ to the list, but I didn't then I saw post above me had put Russ, freaky.

Your dog's new name is "pissface"

Frankenstein

NAme it after me
Alex =D
Or
Paul =D