Never trust a Brit that claims to never swear

I've always lived under the notion that Brits never explicitly state their disgust, but rather imply it. Like I could bump into BigPlate and forget to say 'excuse me', and he'll shrug it off then and there but will burn down my house at three in the morning to prove a point.

Nope you clearly watch too many movies, a Brit will stab you in the middle of the street for looking in his general direction, followed by calling you a cunt.

He'll also throw acid in your face if his tea didn't taste good

How do I go about avoiding all forms of eye-contact and perfect my tea-preparing skills?

i hear closing your eyes works sometimes or just wear really dark sunglasses

y'all ever seen kingsman? a brit would whip out his yung umbrella and shoot up your school

thats kingsman 2 i think, since it has americans

oi cunt did you roughly look in my direction?

Consider working on your nonverbal communication. My man was just checking you out, you big hunk. Chill.