1.
Back in grade 7, i swung this paper tree thing round real fast and it papercutted my friend in the eye
He was screaming except the teacher just told him to grow up.
2.
At our grade 10 leavers dinner this year, me and a friend made the dj rick roll everyone secretly
when "Never gonna give you up" was about to come on, the dj shouted "YOUR ALL ABOUT TO BE RICK ROLL'D!!"
So funny
3.
I fractured this guys nose just cause he kicked me in the shins. We laughed, he cried. I guess that was pretty mean though.
4.
When we took these very disturbingly gay posing pictures on the last day of grade 10, and the teacher was watching and all she said was
"It's going to be a very interesting after party, isn't it?"
heres one of those pictures (im the one bending over, probably the gayest thing ever):