-.-"

Previously on DIAF:

Rafa: i think we lost them
Myi: *looks around the corner and sees the shadow of cannible*
Myi: shit they followed us this far!!!
Rafa: wait...
Cannible: *prounces on innocent bystander*
Cannible: *starts eating his guts out*
Rafa: -.-"...
Myi: cann!?!?!
Cannible: *wipes blood off* sup guys
Rafa: You followed us this far!
Cannible: well you guys get so much actio-
Rafa: wait...
Rafa/Myi: YOU WANT TO JOIN US!!!!!
Cannible: preeety much..... yeah
Rafa/Myi: ........
Rafa: Okay
Myi: Rafa can we really let him joi-
Rafa: course we can
Cannible: soo what now...
Myi: we need guns
Rafa: agreed
Narrator: now that rafa and myi got a cann on there side,
it seems this newly formed trio is unstopable
Rafa/Myi/Cannible: *enters gun shop*
Rafa: *pulls out pistol*
Gunshop owner: *pulls out shotgun*
Rafa: *nods at cann*
Cann: *eats gunshop owner*
Myi: the opposite of noomy xD
*Doors Open* *Spekta/Fireless/locker w/ cloren enters*
*roof explodes*
Spekta: Put your hands in the air!
Fireless: that wont work spekta
Locker: *walks in holding cloren*
Locker: dont move or he dies!!!
Cloren: wait what this wasnt in the deal!!!
Cloren: i already told you where they were heading
Cloren: Let Me Go!!!!
Locker: Shut Up *whacks cloren in the head*
Cloren: *faints*
Rafa: *whispers* Cann hand me that rocket launc--
Killjaden: *Jumps from the roof*
KillJaden: *Hits Rafa Right on the noggin*
Rafa: *worlds blackening very blurry*
Rafa: *Hears Shots Being Fired and Crys*
Rafa: *unconsious*
A Few Hours Later
Cann: *nudges rafa*
Rafa: *wakes up*
Rafa/Cann/Myi: *tied together*
Cann: Rafa!
Myi: uve been out for hours!
Rafa: still a bit dizy
Cann: jaden is a heavy bastard
Killjaden/Locker: *enters room*
Killjaden: *punches cann*
Cann: *nose bleeds*
Killjaden: now that we caught u guys,
u do know your sentenced to death... right
Rafa:
Myi: *hands rafa his pocket knife*
Killjaden: *points gun at rafa and myi*
Locker: *enters room* trying to esca--
*bullet through locker&jadems stomach*
Rafa/MYI/Cann: DAVID!!!!!
Davidfee: no time to talk *cuts rope*
lets go!

i wasnt in it this time.... i lol'ed at me shooting ard in the head

I didn't

XD

lol
hmm i got an idea for the next one but i feel lazy xD

David:i needed some assitance--
Noomy*spits out assitance guy*
David: =l. i don't need one now
Cann:*eats assitence*
Noomy =l that is so my job
Cann: =l orly?

*glare at each other with this stare "=l"*

Duane: OMG my sence is tingling

*Duane runs at teh speed of light to catch the tingling sensation*

Noomy: =l
Cann: =l
MYI/Ardgevald/David/Rafa: O.O

*duane arrives*

Duane:THE TENSION HERE IS OVER 9-

Cann:*gobles Duane* there is a time and place but not nao
Noomy: THATS IT!!! *fires lazor at cann*
Cann:*gobles it*
Ard/Rafa/MYI/David:O.O HOE MY GOD

*all nod* IMA FIRIN MAH LAZORX

next on DIAF...

cloren: Gawwd that hurts....
Narrator: after 5 mins
locker:hello there cloren..
cloren: OMG ITS NARUTOS LOCKER!
locker: U idiot!*whacks clorens head with a Uke Toy*
Cloren: Dat Hurts...
Narrator :suddenly Duane Came In And Slamed Locker
cloren:wtf...locker turned into a pancake...
locker: h--h-h-h-elp..
cloren: gawd...wheres duane...
Duane: STILL RUNNING!!
cloren: guess im on my own again
Narrator after walking on the hall he realive this is the hall of the name that shoudnt be said
cloren: OMG!! ITS **** ******!!!!
fireless: Good Thing u realive it..
narrator Suddenly Noomy Fall on the roof knocking out fireless
noomy:CLOREN!!!
cloren: NOOMY?
Noomy: *spits out gun seller that cann ate*
gun seller: Too Much PAIN!!!
cloren;*takes shotgun and shot the seller in the head*
Noomy: how cruel..
narrator the walk on the *** ****** and seen...
cloren and noomy: DAVID!!
David: D OWNER OF D JUBBLYY!!!
rafa: ._.
so... u made it on my stolen castle...
cloren : whu said that...
Ard: ahahaha the name of this castle is poo castle!!
David: ard is not evil...
cloren: den why did locker tell me that to whack me in d head?!
David: idk maybe ard is evil??
Ard: AM NOT!!
cann: *ate cloren*
Cloren: OH GAWD!! HELP!
Rafa: Spit Him OUT!
Cann* swallowed and wipe out blood
narrator what will cloren will see in canns tummy..
noomy: *spits out cloren*
cloren: omg...ITS A CHEESE LAND!
David: ohh..
Myi: Out of d way!* jumps on canns mouth*
Cann: FOOD!
Myi:hey i see...OMG!!
cloren: HA Totaly fooled yah!
cloren: and wait...ard said the name of the castle!
narrator: the castle exploaded like a nuclear poo...and sended our heroes to the air
ard: oh no
Rafa: *puls out katana*
Myi: *pulls out shield and throw it to ard*
ard: tnx!
rafa: theres a poo in ur head...
Ard: slice it den..
rafa: *slice d poo*
cloren: this is getting weird....
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jessebean: WTF where are we is this a acid trip? a dream?
fireless: no this is reality bitch! * decaps jesse*
Promobot: k /join Cupatourney for oodles of zipline fun prizes are 4k/8k
jessebean: see ya guys

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previously on DIAF

locker: stop saying see ya guys
jessebean: why not?
locker: because that is my line
Fireless: lol locker is gay
locker: i know im gay with you

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Fireless: seriously? locker i just want you to know ive always loved you
Locker: why?
Fireless: because im a golddigger
@Jessebean: 7 oclock in the morning and the suns rays wake me...
Rkelly: im yawning and streching in a bed that dont belong to me
@Jessebean: /mute all
@Jessebean haha
@Jessebean: dissconnected. quit game
Rkelly: dissconnected. trapped in the closet

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cloren: im ignored..AND TRAP MUTED!!
@Fireless: /unmute all
cloren: tnx man!
Fireless: dont mention it
cloren: i herd jesse has a buttsecks buddy now o_O
Burden: DATS RIGHT!
cloren: OMG IMMA FIRIN MA LAZ0R!!