I have a little tale I have to say
It involves a little man and its starts this way
He was swimming in the ocean having fun with his friend
Now he has a wound that he has to mend
If you guessed it right, that man is me
And the wound I just stated is right on my knee
Its a real bad mess
Put my heart to the test
Now I have no feeling in my knee
So then i realized that i was free
from my maddening fright
looked like i was ina fight
but I aint no knight
im also white
No racism, thats right
Now as you see
The sea
is a B
and you know what i mean
Cuz im rappin from the best part of me
Its my head man
And its rockin the boat
I aint dead yet
But im bleating like a goat
Cuz im a happy man
Yea
-Real story bro
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