Gerkkou's problem
This is a game. I post two sentences, then the next person posts two, then the next, etc.. until we have a completely random paragraph.
One day, Gerkkou had an itch on his forehead. It was annoying him so he headbutted a wall, and was unconscious for three days!
The next person should copy and paste this, then continue on from there. I'm sure you've seen this around.
Have fun! Go!