Fuck paying for games, play Dwarf Fortress.
I have a militia commander who is absolutely insane, and tortures centaurs with a wooden training mace.
Fuck I bought him a big fancy red steel mace with engravings of gods being killed and shit but he loves that training mace, won't put the thing down.
Takes him like 3 days to actually kill anything.
So I ended up making a dungeon with a garbage shoot esc entry where he lives, so I can just pour captive centaurs down the shoot and watch as he systematically breaks every bone in their body before they die of dehydration or something else unrelated.
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A few quotes from his bio
"He has a calm demeanor."
"He doesn't handle stress very well."
"He doesn't really care about anything anymore."
"He is not affected by the suffering of others."
Last edited by VIDEOGAMES; Oct 9, 2011 at 09:42 AM.
Reason: <24 hour edit/bump