Fuck it, don't post in my DSC shady unless you have a 5 page essay wrote up or I will report the post for spam and invading without permission.

Five pages? I didn't know school work was required to join this clan. I do know that I can beats all of you at this game though.Your clan could use my pro skills. I would do whatever I could, staying as active as possible.

damn thats a lot of pages to write. Well good luck with that Shade...
P.S he would probably go to another clan now

Well damn, just write a paragraph with 10 sentences and each sentences having more then 5 words in it. Come back when you do that and I will read it and think about it

Too much extraggrated self-importance and boasting.

We don't iike those people here, and Deak said stay away from this clan unless you have an over 70-word application for the clan, but that's a little harsh, just let him make a better application.

That is good enough as it gets. I will not lower it no lower.

Now, if he posts a stupid paragraph, he will be denied. I already denied him but I just want to see if he is being serious about joining and that's the only way to see if he is serious.
If he posts without a paragraph report, I will just report the post for useless spam.

I think I should be able to join this amazing clan. I could lend my many talents, mainly in-game and maybe replays (haven't really tried much), to help this clan. Some dumb things that have happened before have caused me to be banned multiple times. I kinda gave up on keeping my main unbanned. Firebolty wouldn't perma ban it like I tried to get him to do. Now, with this alt, I want to try and start fresh with an amazing clan. My new self would not ever damage the clans rep or cause any problems. Being in a clan like this could help me start again. Writing this should show that I would love to join this clan. Sorry about the bad app that I wrote before. The format didn't really allow me to do much. <3

Please read and reconsider, thank you.

I didn't think you would go through with it..
I will invite you under 2 things:
If anyone, I mean ANYONE, tells me or shows me a picture of you acting stupid ingame, I will kick you and blacklist you from this clan.
You must be active in the DSC, and don't post stupid shit or I will kick you from the clan.
If you do one lousy spam message, it's over for you.

Now, tell me you agree to that message.

wow, i can't believe it he actully did 10-12 sentences into why he wants to join.
well i've like too see if deak will invite him.
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ok ill invite you but make sure that you post in fourm

I agree to the message and vow to never make trouble again. Thanks for re-considering.