There once was a big evil Nobuddie. He once had a strange dream about Slycooper, Jtank, Tempo, playing a game called Toribash. They played it really really hardcore all the fucking spare time they had. They used it to blast off monkey Island Chapter 1, and to backflip, then they used Scissor Kick Punch, then they rejoined because the Penisses which they were sucking got AIDS, they were named 'The cockgaggers' because thats what MarcoYEH and Moop are called (It's a long sentence). But than Hampa came to their hotel and made a movie about today. So they said:

Hampa: "Hello Toribash, get off my lawn or I'll fucking get my duck in your pants while drinking eggs and cheese sauce."

Tempo: "Oh yeah?"

Moltee: "Yeah !"

Slycooper and Jtank fuse.

Suddenly Nobuddie's awakened. He went to Denny's' Chipmunk Factory to eat Chipmunk flavored rasins and strawberries, when something happened: A fucking big Shadowelf showed up and ate nobu's meal.

Micho: "Bitch be trippin' balls!"

Everybody looked around and cooked beans while they fapped to naked mudkipz.

Then again killpiu screamed "I have lost my virginity to SlyTank."
But killpiu, happily raped a donkey. His name is Ezeth. Ezeth had long Legs which proved he has maximum in sprint and such stupid things, that are Implemented for maximum secks.

Slycooper got pwned!.

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There once was a big evil Nobuddie. He once had a strange dream about Slycooper, Jtank, Tempo, playing a game called Toribash. They played it really really hardcore all the fucking spare time they had. They used it to blast off monkey Island Chapter 1, and to backflip, then they used Scissor Kick Punch, then they rejoined because the Penisses which they were sucking got AIDS, they were named 'The cockgaggers' because thats what MarcoYEH and Moop are called (It's a long sentence). But than Hampa came to their hotel and made a movie about today. So they said:

Hampa: "Hello Toribash, get off my lawn or I'll fucking get my duck in your pants while drinking eggs and cheese sauce."

Tempo: "Oh yeah?"

Moltee: "Yeah !"

Slycooper and Jtank fuse.

Suddenly Nobuddie's awakened. He went to Denny's' Chipmunk Factory to eat Chipmunk flavored rasins and strawberries, when something happened: A fucking big Shadowelf showed up and ate nobu's meal.

Micho: "Bitch be trippin' balls!"

Everybody looked around and cooked beans while they fapped to naked mudkipz.

Then again killpiu screamed "I have lost my virginity to SlyTank."
But killpiu, happily raped a donkey. His name is Ezeth. Ezeth had long Legs which proved he has maximum in sprint and such stupid things, that are Implemented for maximum secks.

Slycooper got pwned!

The end!


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haha What about making chapter 2 with some rules (srs story is srs) and with no 'rape' word allowed >.<

Make that the Addicted story xD

Na, let's make similiar one (a bit more srs but still faggish D and maybe make it clan story (or alternative clan story).

We can have two different versions, one for the lulz and one srs bsns.

Haha, love the ending.

Good idea with Chapters.

The Addicted Chronicles.
Rules: Add one sentence.

Nothing out of the ordinary, nothing too stupid, no (vagina/penis?)

Edited ffs.

Now truly fuckn srs or I'll tear you apart.

btw. what about bolding your added words?
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Jtank: I think we should make a new thread every chapter.

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