HTOTM: FUSION
Entry 11: Shit Just Hit The Fucking Fan (01/7-2010 | 03:38)

Oooh, a lovely piece of drama for you all to feast on:

Remember the lesbian "couple" I was talking about? Well, it shows out that the Aussie girl was "cheating" on her US "girlfriend" with just about half of the people she met. From what I've learned from the japdude, the US girl tolerated this, although he claimed it made her 'miserable'.

...AND THEN, she finds another girl that she redeems as prettier and cooler than her 'loving girlfriend', and puts a nifty end to their "relationship" by adding her to her blocklist. Now, while this is still just a damn internet chat room, that's still a pretty bitchy thing to do.

So for the last hour or so I've been enjoying an argument where the US girl funneled heartbroken messages through the finnish-korean girl, whereas the Aussie girl kept responding either by not caring, or by insulting her. Japdude has asked me to help mending this, whereupon I explained that I hardly 'knew' either of them. That made him a bit mad, for some reason, and he seems genuinely frustrated that two of his friends don't see eye to eye.

Tell me, are everyone on this site insane?
Originally Posted by CMon View Post
Well, it shows out that the Aussie girl was "cheating" on her US "girlfriend" with just about half of the people she met. From what I've learned from the japdude, the US girl tolerated this, although he claimed it made her 'miserable'.

...

So for the last hour or so I've been enjoying an argument where the US girl funneled heartbroken messages through the finnish-korean girl, whereas the Aussie girl kept responding either by not caring, or by insulting her.

Im confused. Is it the Aussie that cheated or the US that cheated? Or is this an accurate statement and both girls are nuts?
Originally Posted by OrAclE View Post
Im confused. Is it the Aussie that cheated or the US that cheated? Or is this an accurate statement and both girls are nuts?

Aussie cheated.

I'm pretty sure they're both still nuts though.
Entry 12: Cyberfail (01/7-2010 | 15:46)

My first genuine attempt at cybering is just ended. The best way to describe how it went is to say that it never actually went at all - I spent like an hour of "foreplay" with a girl that had a seriously annoying method of cybering. I'm not going to paste the entire session; it's not very juicy and all in all not very interesting, but I am going to show you how it ended:

<myself> (Why do you keep emoting what -I'm- doing?)
<zoesex> (Well I would like i that way)
<zoesex> I just didn't like the shirt part I'd prefer to take it off myself
<myself> (Couldn't you just tell me what to do -in- the actual role?)
<zoesex> Sounds inconvenient...lol
<myself> You know, if you want a perfect session according to your preferences, you might aswell just write a story.
<zoesex> Not the same thing
<myself> Figured the point of cybering might be "unpredictable storytelling".
<zoesex> wow
<zoesex> you are dumb
<myself> Nice.
<myself> I take it my chances of wooing you just diminished rapidly then?
:: You are being blocked ::
<myself> wtf
:: You are being blocked ::
:: You are being blocked ::
:: You are being blocked ::
So yeah, people are still insane, and I'm still a cybervirgin.
Wow, what a bitch.

I'd say try it with a guy, just for shits n giggles. They will most definitely get to the point quicker. XD
We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time.
<myself> I take it my chances of wooing you just diminished rapidly then?

<homogay> look at my profile pic
<homogay> tell me u wouldn't mount that

funking lolz
well played sir. i would say it takes some serious balls to post this, but that would be strangely innapropriate =P
-=Art is never finished, only abandoned=-
This thread has successfully persuaded me to never try this cybering shit, too weird. I think I'll just stick with reality...
Quit, probably.