you fucked an underage, physically fit dubian woman. and your cock is big. after which, you consumed poorly cooked whale. Kill the whale, sure. Sell it on the black market, why not. POORLY COOK ITS MEAT.
Aha! That's just what I needed. Now I can express my feelings even more due to this.
This commercial is displaying a huge slab of solidified piss with what they call "hair" although, many years of research has discovered many traces of shit. I have drawn the conclusion that Giga pudding is, in fact, complete shit.