[system] ...... OK
[commands] ......OK
[weapons] ...... Online
[killer OS] ...... Booted
Connection established, transferring from Bojan's Stronghold of DOOM:
''Hi, Lucent. How are you?
You know, just today I was testing my satellite with nuclear silo... You know, using Google earth to target imaginary enemies and stuff... Pretending to ''scorch the earth'', hehehehee... And I just remembered you still owning me some cash man...
Let me tell you something. I was been patient, wasn't I? We are pals, right? Pals do things they promise they'll do, don't they?...
And just right now, my little finger is on this big red button with yellow words:LAUNCH, and I'm having such a bad case of anxiety thinking how much time did I spent drawing that image for you... My precious free time... This button just screams: Press me! Man...
See ya soon, pal.
Or NOT! HeehehhheeehheheehhehehhehehehehehehehhHEHEHEHEEHE HEHEHEHEHEH!''
End of message.
Nuclear launch detected.