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May 15, 2008 Old
LOL contest #2
LOL Contest
2


Not Nabi this time.
I'll pay this from my very own pocket.


Welcome to the LOL contest number two!
I think some of you remembers the Nabi LOL Contest hosted by me.
The meaning of that contest was to make the funniest replay.
Well, this time you can do anything funny in words.
So, no pictures, no replays, no videos, jokes and other funny stuff... inscribed with words.
Oh, about the prize... I'll choose the best joke which I have heard of the day, though, there might not be any jokes of the day if I haven't heard good enough.
The prize of the joke of the day is 2 000 TC.
This contest lasts until my Summer vacation starts... AKA 31st May
Okay, so...

Rules

Do not send pictures.
Do not send replays.
Do not send videos.
You can throw me the joke in this thread, in this forums, in IRC, in game, everywhere.
I'll take EVERY joke what I see.
DO NOT THROW ANY IMMATURE JOKES (Example: "I fucked his mother")
Do not tell bad jokes.

Holy shiz, go and give me good jokes :o

Statistics

15th May - Loje
16th May - Nobody
17th May - Tertywerty
18th May - DesertPunk
19th May - SokuTofu
20th May - NinjaAiPoM
21st May - Nobody
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here's a funny thing to say when you're having a thumb war with someone.

(Ahem)
one, two, three, four
I declare a thumb war
five, six, seven, eight
this is the hand I use to masturbate
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Okay im not sure if this has been said but here it goes anyway:

Top thing NOT to say to a naked man:

WOAH! DUDE, HOW MANY TIME HAVE YOU BEEN CIRCUMSIZED?

sry bout the caps.
[2:39pm]culapou>i've killed over 500 people without stabbing them I can kill people with my bear hands if they ever try messing with me
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Originally Posted by culapou View Post
makes no sense nor is it funny

meh...i'll leave it there because it sound funny when i heard it.
[2:39pm]culapou>i've killed over 500 people without stabbing them I can kill people with my bear hands if they ever try messing with me
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Okay, this is a real story from a chat.
( Sorry, I translated it myself, so there could be some mistakes ;] )

She>You see your problem is that all you think is sex
She>You don't have to talk about it 24 hours
She>And to a question "How would you like to spend this evening?" don't answer "First at the top,then at the bottom"
She>And to a question "Where would you like to go out to?" - "I don't care,only with more sex"
She>Lets start again,so how do you want to spend this evening?
He>Erm....I don't really know what to say now... I don't want to fool you
She>Lets answer carefully.
He>With you!
She>Yes,very good.And what do you want to do with me this evening?
He>Only to be with you!
She>Bravo,John!!!Your answer is correct!
She>And you have won the grand prize!
He>Sex?!
She>........
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Originally Posted by Tonakai View Post
You are NOT the judge.

just sayin my opinion :P
Last edited by TheGod; May 17, 2008 at 03:51 PM.
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May 17, 2008 Old
The best of the day!


*HUNG Wushu school with KamiKo going on, everybody is silent...*
Tertywerty joins server 30
[Evil]Tertywerty: Tamponakai!


THIS is the stuff what I like!
PERFECT timing, Terty!

The winner of this day:

Tertywerty


Thank you for the epic laughs, Tertywerty!
The 2 000 TC should be sent now.
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May 17, 2008 Old
Thanks. :3

I love brightening up peoples days.

[Evil] is recruiting!

<DesiTwist> terty plays tb with the ghost turned off, uke turned off and uses that mouse with the ball in it
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ok blonde joke coming...
ok so a blonde is off from school and looking to make money, she goes up to a rich man and askes if she could do anything for him, he says yeah "you can paint my porch"
the guy pays her 20$ and the guy gives here the paint, and a brush and she starts to work
About 10 minutes later she is done, wich is suprising to the rich man because his porch is rather large,
she sais yeah i went fast, i even had time for a second coat, the man gives her a big tip
she sais "oh and before i go, its not a porch its a lexus"
and the guy pisses himself...
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