Long, long ago in a galaxy far far away, there was a joke so dirty that Barrack Obama shit a baby so weird, he said, "Game Over!" and committed suicide. He then haunted baby beels sugar and raped the asshole of a bloody, rotten corpse. The corpse burst semen from its large, abnormal zits, it was Zayex. The ugly whore walked down the street
(You didn't actually call me an ugly whore, since the sentence ended :P)