Originally Posted by Limit
LOL, was that a compliment?
also in 3rd grade
this kid took out his dick in front of everyone and started jacking off. its was funny intill the teacher came in and got him in trouble
your school sounds horny.
there are so many idiots at my school. one girl in particular.
we were watching braveheart, and there was a scene where some horses get stabbed. the girl is all like "awwww poor horses" and the teacher says "dont worry, they arent real horses"
so she says "wait, what do you mean they arent real horses?"
and i say "they are all just men in horse suits."
she went through the rest of the movie thinking all the horses were men in horse suits.
we were watching braveheart, and there was a scene where some horses get stabbed. the girl is all like "awwww poor horses" and the teacher says "dont worry, they arent real horses"
so she says "wait, what do you mean they arent real horses?"
and i say "they are all just men in horse suits."
she went through the rest of the movie thinking all the horses were men in horse suits.
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Originally Posted by Diealready
your school sounds horny.
well that was a long time ago 3rd grade like 6 years ago or somethin,
i forget
but that kid was mentally retarded
Originally Posted by Cindermomo
Some kid was paid 20$ to poop in a cup and set it next to the security office.
He was busted and got 3 weeks ISS.
FUNNIEST SHIT EVER.
We had this thing where a bunch of people chipped in a total of around $200 for this one senior to shit himself in the middle of lunch.
His parents made him give the money to charity, though.
Ok yea so Some kid heard that i smoked weed for the first time right and hes trying to act all cool going you smoke weed blah blah iv done it 10 times blah blah and then he starts talkign and im thinking wow i gotta smoke with him and the next day i hear this dumbass pays 80 bucks for oregano the pizza spice Because he thinks its weed. And Hes such a bitch lol. I went up to him and im like yo marquez you know what rhymes with weed hes like wat? oregano and the dude almost cries lol.
Also there was supposed to be this huge fight like my friend brought like 5 knifes cause some kid was messing with his best friend talking about his girlfriend and he tells my friend who bring the knifes and crap right? so theres like 80 people all waiting for the kid talking crap to hit my friends friend in the face so he walks up to him and just has hes ganna throws a punch he either trips or losses his footing cause he just ends up on his face in a puddle of mud it was so fucking funny everyone just broke up laughing
AAAAAnd I walk in the bathroom to take a leak and i walk in on my best friend getting a blowjob. im screaming wtf and hes like chill and shes like *gurgle* so yea i piss on his foot and run like hell
Also there was supposed to be this huge fight like my friend brought like 5 knifes cause some kid was messing with his best friend talking about his girlfriend and he tells my friend who bring the knifes and crap right? so theres like 80 people all waiting for the kid talking crap to hit my friends friend in the face so he walks up to him and just has hes ganna throws a punch he either trips or losses his footing cause he just ends up on his face in a puddle of mud it was so fucking funny everyone just broke up laughing
AAAAAnd I walk in the bathroom to take a leak and i walk in on my best friend getting a blowjob. im screaming wtf and hes like chill and shes like *gurgle* so yea i piss on his foot and run like hell
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