i had a dream that i was an astronaut. me and my crew launched off the platform and when we broke atmosphere, the pilot admitted he had slept with my wife. so i blew up the shuttle and flew through space till i ran out of air. woke up right before i died like people always do

Everyone dreams every night, it's just a matter of if you can recall them...personally, I almost never can.

The last dream I do remember, however, was from a few weeks ago and it was...interesting, to say the least.

So I was walking into Chuck E Cheese (yes, at 16 years old...its a damn dream) and saw a big ball pit. I wanted to jump in it but also wanted to play video games. So I went and played COD4 for xbox360 (still at the Chuck E Cheese), won a bunch of tickets, spent them on a lemon-flavored tootsie roll the size of my head, ate it in one bite, and then jumped into the ball pit. While in the ball pit I saw an alligator, which I had to escape. But the pit was huge and there was another alligator guarding the entrance now so I had to swim for my life. Once I escaped the ball pit I went around in one of those annoying tube mazes that nobody really likes and ended up at a slide. I went down the slide and wound up in a valley surrounded by mountains. After walking for a while I ended up at a cliff strikingly similar to the Grand Canyon. That's when everything blurred out, final fantasy 7 battle music started playing, and everything refocused with me bouncing back and forth like an idiot. So I went to the magic menu, selected lighting, a giant bolt of lightning came from the sky to my hand, the FF7 victory music played, and I woke up midsong. (Shame, that victory music was the best part of the dream)

Yes, I'm 100% serious. Those are the kind of bizarre dreams I have when I do have dreams.

Another four dreams I remember vividly just because they were so bizarre were from a few months ago though...They happened in the course of two nights. Maybe just because once I have one bad dream another usually follows.

first: So I'm walking along in this giant canyon, and some native americans run up to me and put me through a meat grinder.

Two: I'm holding an apple while riding on a hay ride, and suddenly the apple grows a mouth and eats me followed by everyone else on the ride.

Three: I got stung with a bee, and so my step mother cut my nose off with hedge clippers to let the honey out of me so I didn't die.

Four: I was riding down the freeway with my mom driving, and suddenly the window rolled itself down and a vulture flew down next to the window. I tried to hit it to get it to fly away, but as soon as my arm got outside the car the window suddenly rolled itself back up so my arm was stuck in it. Then the vulture bit off my hand.


Yeah, my dreams are pretty fucked up. And on those last four, that was all the back story I have...like, that was the whole dream. They were super short.



EDIT: Jaat, I know people are supposed to not be able to see them die in dreams as some sort of internal defense mechanism, but I can. For example in the meat grinder one.

Last night I dremt I was smashimg this prick at my schools face in with my fists. It was a good dream.

Last night was a Lucid dream, but it was a nightmare.

I was very well aware I was dreaming, and I could move anyway I could, but I was grappled by Alex Mercer and brought to the building close by. I was struggling but I knew it was a dream. Alex finally brought me to the roof. He set me down, and asked me "Do you know why you're here," and I said "Because I know the cure..." He said "Right." I said "Are you going to kill me?" and all of the sudden he started changing into claws, and he said "Sorry."

I woke up then.

I Dream t i was in school...already a nightmare. but the weird thing is i was in the auditorium and the principal said the only way you can leave is to break out. They had all the windows barred, and all the doors chained shut. and if we didn't escape in an hour. we would have to stay for summer vacation. we didnt escape in time. so then as we were going to class i noticed one of the locks on the windows had the key in it. so when the teacher was looking at the board i snuck over and unlocked it, then went back to the seat. i left it so it looked locked but it wasnt. then i spread the word i found a way out. later on all the teachers were having a meeting in the teachers lounge. we had to wait in the gym. we went to the unlocked window and escaped.

My dream was aboutit started good then nightmare)
I was walking with my girl thru the park and we stop and sat at a bench. She said she was hungry. I said "Well eat the Big Mac in my backpack". She said "Noo not that type.." Then I said "ohh I get it" (Well if you don't get it yet then you should) She then BITE MY **&* and i screamed so loud. After that i woke up all sweaty.


The truth about dreams:
If you watch a movie 80% of your dreams will be based off it.
If you did something that you will remeber Your dreams will be the same for a while.

Thats about it

What i remember from my dream this night isn't a whole lot, but the violence would have made my dream a 17+ dream. :I

I was running around in some obscure building that i can't really remember. I was armed with an assault rifle, too. Then i walk up some stairs, and see two sniper rifles lying on the floor next to each other. I turn around to see two persons standing in a doorway; a black man and a white woman, who are both holding pistols and are pointing them at me. Then i look back at the sniper rifles. One is a small bolt-action rifle, and the other is a massive (Barrett-sized) semi-auto rifle. Naturally, i pick up the biggest one. I knew that both persons were going to shoot me before long, so i quickly took aim and fired a bullet towards the black guys face. Oddly enough, i was in some kind of bullet-time mode, so the bullets were really slow. Before the bullet could reach the guy, he fired a bullet after me, which i was able to dodge mid-flight due to the bullet-time. My bullet hit his face in slow-motion (with very little blood), but he didn't die, so i fired a second shot towards his face, which hit and killed him. Immediately after, the woman fires, and once again i narrowly dodge the bullet. Because my rifle was pointed at the floor, i swung it diagonally upwards, and fired a bullet mid-swing, which flew right into her forehead and made a bloody splatter come out of the back of her head. The splatter was visible from her front, so it must have been pretty nasty. Needless to say, she died instantly.

... Pretty much.

It wasnt a dream it was a nightmare for me :-(, The dream went like this:

I had a few freinds over and we were playing this zombie game on Xbox360 (might of been L4D) Then i look out the window and lightning appears out of nowhere, Then this like persons grave rolls down the middle of my yard and to my window, all of a sudden a, i guess u could say,zombie, pops out,that was when i woke up


Its Scary :-(