Seems everyone is having a good time, I got a shitload of homework for monday and because today is my birthday, I had to finish it yesterday.

To keep it less spammy, put the reason why you choose the answer.
You sit in your chair and start the pc, when you're about to see some porn, your father appear so suddenly and sit in the sofa near you while reading the newspaper, he is not looking at you but you are not sure if you can see porn with your father around so you...
A. Who cares? Start the porn.
B. Force him to go away.
C. Invite him to watch porn together.
D. Play games instead.
E. Do other things. (This can be anything you want.)

E. Put some things over the PC and start it .

D. Because my dad would think that I'm a total dick if I would do A. or C.

D.
Logically I would do it. If I would have nothing to do, etc.

I have it so that my screen is facing into the corner...

:3

C? lol.

HEY DAD, I THINK I FOUND MOM...

[but realistically]

D or E -ragequit the computer-

So your dad sits on your couch/bed and you just watch porn and masturbate ? In front of your dad ?

He would turn the dick in the corner too

What is this I don't even

I wish TB had a "Like" button.