SUDDEN OMEGLE ATTACK!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi why are you using omegle
Stranger: ?
You: Im bored, angry and depressed
You:
Stranger: sounds like 95% of americans
Stranger: so how can i help you
You: too bad I am Finnish
Stranger: realy?
You: yes
Stranger: wow
Stranger: i thought finns didnt get depresed
You: I guess im a mutation then
Stranger: lol XD
Stranger: so how CAN i help you
You: you really think you can? asl?
Stranger: 17 m usa and im here to listen if you want to talk
You: xD
You: sounds pervert >.>
You: like hello, jump in to my van, I will listen to your worries
You: and I can relieve your pain with my magic stick right here
You: *grin*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.