What gender are you: gots a pee.
Do you understand how to work an oven: yes, buttons and heat... beep beep.
If you have an exceptionaly delectable cookie recipe that you think we may find useful please explain the ingredients and cooking process: if you put lemon juice and sugar into a glass of water, you get a delightful cookie i call lemonadedrinkcookie.
What merit badges have you attained so far and what merit badges do you plan on working for: attained - whiter than most of my friends in terms of skin tone badge, buttertits, badge -- The Movie and doesn't use the Oxford comma badge. working for - mosqueets killer and the coochie mama delux badge.
Is it dobbys fault: im sorry dobby I never wanted it to come to this :(
Do you have any special expertise such as braiding hair, baking or sowing: i bake :)
Rewrite Abraham Lincolns famous speach as a incredibly descriptive recipe to bake our world renowned Wood Elf™ cookies: how to rewrite famous peach (im assuming you had a typo and you meant peach). or shall i make peach cookies?
Why the fuck do you want to join a cookie-themed clan anyway: because i think you dawgs are nice friendly folk.

Accepted, welcome aboard, Jim

thanks sexy lady i knew i could count on you!

You can always count on me, Jim.

you bitch let's play

I'm in bed though

Welcome ape

asshat

Orko second day without sleep, i'm gonna beat your record.

We'll see about that, Warr.