Dirty man. XD here we go
A man walks in to a gun store and he sees a really kick ass scope for a gun. The store manager comes up to him and says "best scope i have. You can even see my house from here with it.". The man looks through the scope and tells the man " I see your wife and another man running around naked In your room.". The manager is furious. He gives the man two bullets and says "if you shoot both my wife and the man who is fuc*ing her with these bullets, you can keep the scope for free.". The man looks through the scope and and gives back one of the bullets and says " I only need one"
Get it?