Main characters : TheSecret, FakeAngel, EJM
Guest appearances : Aikidokp, aakash555, assazin.
Story : aakash tells us about a vampire that needs blood, so EJM offered to donate. FakeAngel, thought about something satanic because of that, and accused EJM and TheSecret of being satanists. These two tried to get themselves off the hook, but when that failed they threatenned to kill FakeAngel who tries to run away. After that, buying cake and mountain dews came up, along with some other random stuff.

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Aakash555 : "this guy needs new blood." While pointing at a vampire.

FakeAngel : "we should donate blood."

EJM : "I have the default blood, it looks like vampire blood, it could do cant it?"

FakeAngel : "do what?" with his eyes openned wide. "Witchcraft detected..."

Aikidokp : "Anything you want it to" while winking at FakeAngel.

EJM : "To donate blood, you're the one who came up with the idea you know."

TheSecret : "yes angel , i want blood i need it, im hemophilic and my tori to... and make it snapy!"

FakeAngel : "oh to donate blood... I really was thinking about satanic shi* for a minute there..."

EJM : "You should be ashamed! Why I never...!"

FakeAngel : "too defensive... it must be true!"

EJM : What I meant was, that's ok to think that fake, I understand..."
Then he says to himself with a low voice "Damn damn how did he find out about my plan?"

TheSecret : "So what am i suppose to do with half a dozen ritual daggers ,eh? i had the fkin room decorated."

EJM : "Damn!! How the hell are you able to come up with excuses that I could use?"

FakeAngel : "I knew it... you guys... are vegans... i mean satanists... meh..."

EJM to TheSecret : "I told you we should have started with fake, but noooooo we had to go to younger blood you said... Now he'll be loose running around telling people about us. That's it, time to bring the bigger weapons into this!"

TheSecret : "I didnt bring him, u make no sence, fake prompted us . no one will believe him we are respected priests, we run a respectfull church, no one will doubt us. Lets just do it on the next newfag that tries to join."

FakeAngel calls the pope : "Satanists everywhere..."

EJM to TheSecret : "Stop alerting him he'll have enough proof if we keep this up. I've got a full proof lie that will get us off the hook. Just watch."
Then he turns to FakeAngel saying : "What where?"
After that, he asks TheSecret : "Genius right?"

FakeAngel : "oh... i guess it was nothing them..." While hanging the phone. "Resume the killing on tb..." then he goes back to toribash.

EJM : "See thesecret what did I tell you? Full proof lie. Now let's not do anything foolish to bring back his suspicions.
Dont worry, I'll never say : Fake, that was a lie to get us off the hook, your suspicions were correct."

TheSecret : "Oh god yes, perfect manouver. I'll be hackeing games then" And he puts away his shiny daggers.

FakeAngel : "What did u say ejm? What was correct?"

EJM : "Oh nothing. I was just telling thesecret that I would never tell you that us not being satanics is a lie. No worries."

FakeAngel : "Oh kay them! Gonna go play and... OH WAIT!!!!
You satanist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Question: do you know lady gaga? Is she bald?"

EJM : "Ooooohohohoho, you askin me about lady gaga? Well she is... And how the hell did you know we're satanists, THESECRET, bring the tools NOW, and take him down, I'll be waiting in the car for the loot to come."

TheSecret : "Bro, lady gaga, was liek, a backfire of a ritual i made, the ritual was related to a music demon, and i was like OMGWTFGAGA and there she was, she had hair alrigth...
What loot? add theft to murder? U CRAZY BRA? we can get jail for stealing stuff. Not stealing anything."

EJM : "Oh so that thing you told me about her being bold was a lie, how could you?
Wait DAMN stop going offtopic guys, and take him down thesecret, we want dah stuff he haz. Even if you do go to jail!!! He already knoows about us, so either go to jail with loot or go without it. PICK ONE!!!"

FakeAngel : "You guys never gonna get me im like altair... I can vanish
in a cloud of!!! Smoke!!!" He throws a smoke bomb to the ground and hides behind the curtains.

EJM while coughing and looking for FakeAngel : "Oh he's good... I wonder what these odd curtains are here for."
He goes behind the curtains and says to the person behind them : "Ohi have you seen someone running away from us? He's about your height, looks like you a lot, has a belt of smoke bombs like you do. And he has a name tag called fakeangel like yours"

FakeAngel : "Yo no lo conoчo seёor soy josщ I do garden seёor" While making scissors with his two hands.

EJM : "Waitee whattah?"

FakeAngel : "Mexican immigrant disguise always works..."

EJM : "Ohi fake I've been looking for you. Just wanting to let you know that we're gonna kill you ok?...ok! Thanks to some mexican showing us where you went to, we were able to find. Ok ready?"

TheSecret : "Josщ how much for u to vamos a mi casa and garden?"

FakeAngel to EJM : "Dude... I donДt exist... ThereДs no fake... The fake is a lie." While putting a fake moustache.
Then he turns to TheSecret saying : "2 US dollars seёor and a bottle of mountain dew"

TheSecret : "Cake?"

FakeAngel : "Where?"

TheSecret : "Everywhere!"

FakeAngel : "I like love better."

TheSecret : "I found harmony on our demands!" While showing this picture.

Assazin laughs out loud.

FakeAngel : "Omg, thatДs so perfect.... Now everything makes sense and life is beautyfull.

The end.