You guys are so weird. Do you worship these ponies or something?

No, and "weird" is a strong word, watch yourself bud.

You watch your ponies or I will eat them

I don't have to watch them, it's complex. And it would be impossible for you to eat them, have you seen the size of Celestia, or Luna... Yer it's not happening.

nice avatar flux you sure love ponies

Thank you, at least something positive is being said today.

i was the first to say something positive?

Ok maybe, lets just move onto a less personal topic.

Could you show me a pic of your pony? I want to see if they are bigger than the one next door to my property

Why are you digging a deeper hole for yourself?