I love this quote.

no, sorry

why not

Well, sir.
I suppose you fit the belt requirement.
But tell me honestly, did you even read the first post?
Read it again, come up with a better application. if not, get out.

No cause it's a shit app and I wasted time reading it goodbye

Hey people of extreme,

My name is Duncan, my in game name is clearly displayed above my lovely avatar as you can see. I'm 12 years old and from Chicago, Illinois. My GMT is -5 if I'm not mistake and I'm a budding video maker. I've been stalking your clan board, (In a flattering manor of course) and you all seem, (with a couple exceptions, meh) pretty chill. I'm a second dan and pretty darn forum active. I've got a pretty decent sense of humor and am stupidly hard to upset.

I feel as though [Extreme] is a good fit for me because you all seem to have similar traits with me, (Clip, I'm looking at you. u gramar poliz <--- No brain cells were harmed in the creation of that sentence.) I'm a pretty ok replay maker and I can perform pretty well in most aikido based mods.

My previous clan, electric, (Not counting ascend, I was there for 2 days, and I'll never get those 2 days back) Had tons of cool people but some where a little.. "Nitpicky" on certain subjects. You all seem chill, as I stated before somewhere in this "wall o' text". I've got a couple infractions for useless posts on off topic threads(Ironic eh?). I've been banned twice, both for infraction buildups (1 day bans). My Skype is dupbuck, feel free to add me. I'm normally online when I'm not either A. Doing homework or B. At school (I'm a vampire, I don't sleep..)

LATE TERM PAPER FOR "CLAN APPLICATION CLASS"

Mr/Ms [Extreme]

O' cheeky you.
Well, for your application, it seems rather hard to judge.
I heard rumors but I don't particularly listen to them so cheerios.
And as for you being a "grammar poliz", thank god for that. Personally I can't handle most people without grammar, just a few so cheerios.

You fit the belt requirement, and you seem active. I seen your post here and there on Off-Topics as well as the Discussion board..
You're not all that bad.
I might try doing a background check later, but for now, you have my yes.

Hmm, I'm not sure what to say really. Stalking our board, not something I'm fond of. For somebody who is at 12 years of age, you present yourself quite well (as opposed to the 17 year old idiots who seem like they're honestly 4). You've been the first decent applicant we've seen in a while, being honest. Your application isn't exactly a wall of text being you seem to have some linguistic skills by using paragraphs.

Now, you may meet the belt requirement, don't seem like an idiot and seem to also have good ethics and virtues, however my concern is that you're a year into toribash. Most of our members have been on the forum and in the game for an inumberable amount of years. I have reasons for my answer to incline either way, however I think the pros outweigh the cons and you have potential. It's good that you're not a clan hopper, we as a clan are very intolerant of those who are. Now, I haven't done any background checks, however I'm satisfied with what you wrote and your characteristics.

After saying all that, I believe my answer to your application is a yes (with some doubt).

I know this probably hurts my chances a little by responding, but my I ask what rumors you've heard clips?

I wonder why would it hurt?
Well
Though that could have been asked in PM.
And as for the rumors, babe. It's nothing serious. Just that you've mental problems or is stupid and shit like that.
That comes mostly from the General section of the forum.

I see you got your self another ban though, congrats.
Hope you're unbanned soon.

Also
Dupbuck scam ~Tarlan Nov 19, 2013 Nov 20, 2013 Tarlan
Please explain that.