What gender are you: Female.
Do you understand how to work an oven: Yes, but I have no arms.
If you have an exceptionaly delectable cookie recipe that you think we may find useful please explain the ingredients and cooking process: Make cookies. Shape them into dicks. Bake. Sell them to all of my neighbours.
What merit badges have you attained so far and what merit badges do you plan on working for: I have only attained the 'participation badge', and I am working on earning the rest through hard labor and drug money.
Is it dobbys fault: If he is a cisgendered scum, then yes.
Do you have any special expertise such as braiding hair, baking or sowing: I can braid hair, but I can't bake or sow. I'm working on sowing though, it passes the time when I'm visiting my grandmother.
Rewrite Abraham Lincolns famous speach as a incredibly descriptive recipe to bake our world renowned Wood Elf™ cookies: I am too young to read.
Why the fuck do you want to join a cookie-themed clan anyway: My good friend BoStaff invited me and bribed me with cookies and not homosexual make out sessions with pillow fights.