Once there was a guy called coop bertan burger which can hop over sky scrapers but suddenly He Farted On Himself and shizzed which killed his wife until dead. Then when his dad Got Out Of The dark void And Started Jumping Around, he saw something big and he screamed like it was his birthday in 1999. he licked A Pole and froze His Little brother named Carl to railroad tracks but he ran away after thinking about his ex-girlfriend's car in a fire ball of death!He Also licks ass