Originally Posted by BigRed3000

Krisp I see your point, and I thank you.

Originally Posted by Gasai

Name: Mister Master Mysterious Man
Age:I'm 17.
Belt: I'm a masta belt masta (ain't even lying)
Country and timezone: whatever the fuck i want
How active are you in-game (1-10): activity - whatever the fuck i want. like 7 or something, what the fuck ever
Any clans you joined before us? If so, what were they, and why did you leave?: neko, krisp, censored. they're all dead mang, THEY'RE ALL DEAD!!!
Contact information (Skype, Facebook, etc.): you have my skype you nerds
Best mod(s), Favourite mod(s): best mods are abd and 9/11.tbm
What do you want to contribute to the clan?: i can contribute cat girls
Any bans/infractions?:i was once banned because i requested it.
Why did you chose Ascend? anybody suggest you here?: aj told me to join cause we get to choke a bitch now and then
Anything you'd like to add?: cat girls
Post at least 1 single-player and 1 multi-player replay: Replays are down there ya chumps, but I don't have any replays, so they actually aren't down there. I lied to you and you didn't even notice



(this app was totally not written by aj)

Originally Posted by BigRed3000

Krisp I see your point, and I thank you.

Originally Posted by Grohenbird

Hello burly Norse manfolks! As my reason for being here should be fairly clear, I'll just get started.

My name is Quinn Johnson (or Grohenbird), currently sitting pretty at the ripe young age of 18. I am currently an 8th dan on the account I am applying with and 2nd dan on a second that is obviously much higher ranked than one. I currently reside in the state of Arkansas, located somewhere within the Central Time Zone.

I'm honestly not very active right now on the forums, but I'm trying to fix that as quickly as possible. I really wish I could give you a number value of activity, but it's a bit on the challenging side.
I have been in sooooo many clans in my 3 years, but to list a few: [Fyre], [Phantoms], (TFO), [Origin], [Nitro], and a few other joke clans filled to the brim with atheists. I can't quite recall the exact reasons for me leaving them, but it's the past so it isn't that relevant anyway.

You may contact me at [email protected], groinbird.the.conqueror on Skype, or you can gain my trust and get my phone number too!
I am good in just about any mod you put me in, but I am most notably skilled in the aikido and lenshu subsections.

I can't really say I'm all that handy, unfortunately. I am really great at making trash threads and I can occasionally pump art some decent artwork, but not much else.

I do believe I have a couple thousand infractions for bullying random clan threads on my bad days, but hopefully we can look past my mistakes and learn to love me!

I would like to join Ascend because there are some cool people here, and I'm really lonely without a Skype chat to spam terrible videos from youtube in.

I unfortunately can't recall the person who referred me here, but he is a cool kiddo so just assume it's you if you're reading this.

(My playercard is broken because I forgot to pay hampa's taxes again)

I would like to thank you all for the - hopefully large- amount of thought you are inevitably being forced by me to put in on this app. I will post replays if you want me to, but I would prefer in-game, one-on-one experiences rather than showing you my sick moves in a video.