this was years ago, but i slept for almost 24 hours once
went to sleep early, woke up dinnertime the next day

Eh? The words are banished by the lord and creator of the omniverse, I'm not going to blurt them out every two seconds.

In French, my teacher tells my friend he should've been a Nazi, because he would've made a great one...

I literally yelled out "WHAT THE FUCK?!" in class, but I wasn't the only one.

New Entry:Saw a dude robbing an old lady(On television).

Child got ran over, then later that day still went to school.

Some douche bags egged a church.

Also my head randomly dismembered in a duel...

Got ganked in LoL and died in literally less than a second.

Completely fucked my Cave Story+ save over, despite having played it before.

It was a very loud "WTF".

I noticed that I have a perky butt.






WTF

I woke up on the floor this morning.
Scary shit.
wtf.