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May 15, 2008 Old
LOL contest #2
LOL Contest
2


Not Nabi this time.
I'll pay this from my very own pocket.


Welcome to the LOL contest number two!
I think some of you remembers the Nabi LOL Contest hosted by me.
The meaning of that contest was to make the funniest replay.
Well, this time you can do anything funny in words.
So, no pictures, no replays, no videos, jokes and other funny stuff... inscribed with words.
Oh, about the prize... I'll choose the best joke which I have heard of the day, though, there might not be any jokes of the day if I haven't heard good enough.
The prize of the joke of the day is 2 000 TC.
This contest lasts until my Summer vacation starts... AKA 31st May
Okay, so...

Rules

Do not send pictures.
Do not send replays.
Do not send videos.
You can throw me the joke in this thread, in this forums, in IRC, in game, everywhere.
I'll take EVERY joke what I see.
DO NOT THROW ANY IMMATURE JOKES (Example: "I fucked his mother")
Do not tell bad jokes.

Holy shiz, go and give me good jokes :o

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2 jokes:

Q: Why to eskimos wash their cloths in tide?
A: Because its too cold out tide.

Q: Why are there less phones in Asia?
A: They might wing the wong number.


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Here's a couple:

#1.If your trying to win a mans heart through his stomach and it isn't working aim lower.

#2.If a belt holds up the pants and the belt loops hold the belt whos the real hero?
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I love the smell of farts

That, was rather immature.
Congratualations on soiling your name on this forum.
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okay so this guy is walkin down the beach and he sees this girl with no arms or legs. so as he's walking by, the girl says, "hey sir, will you give me a hug?"
feeling kinda sad for the girl, he says, "ok." and gives her a hug.
then she says, " will you give me a kiss on the cheek?"
so he goes, "uhh, i guess so." and gives her a kiss on the cheek.
After that, the girl asks, "hey sir, will you fuck me?"
so he picks her up, throws her in the ocean, and says, "you're fucked."
"The only thing your first breath leads to is your last."
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This was one of the most beautiful day's of my life. I have been a little late, because of yesterday's party to early hours. When I opened the doors of church , she was waiting for me in front of altar. She looked grate. I walked to her and I felt the eyes of evryone. When I was close to her I bend a little and kissed her softly. Then I closed the cofin ...
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