Just write a informal letter to a friend... We are your actual friend
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Just one more thing: if you avoid abbreviations I'd be happy.

My application:
Hey, I'm qwerty381, I am 13 years old, and I have been searching around for a active clan, with a few people who aren't illiterate, mainly because I've been in a clan where I can barely understand some of the members English, and they were a predominantly with a Spanish speaking member or two English clan, but that isn't the only reason I wanted to join this clan. Another reason is because it didn't seem like an elitist clan, or a clan that was so god damn easy to join that there wasn't much of a "self reward". If you kinda get what I'm trying to say. I have been told that I am very creative, and that I am an okay artist. I live in south western Oregon, my GMT is +8. In Toribash I am a 3rd degree black belt, and I think I can bring a fun, forum and ingame active member to the clan. Thank you for reading my application, I hope you consider letting me join!

Show me some art. I really don't care if it is good or not, but I want to see it.

As far as my vote, I say yes.

Okay, I got a new computer, so most of my art files are gone, but I will edit when I find some art on my computer
EDIT:
I just drew something really quick, just some abstract letters

What do you make this stuff on?

I Usually use gimp

I'd love to talk more about this at a later time, but I wouldn't want to derail our lovely recruitment thread.

We'll get back to this later.

Well, well, well... It's been a long time qwerty. I haven't seen you in ages.
Anyways, you applied for coffee back in the day, but you withdrew your application because of some conflict between members. I think...

I say yes, if you are willing to stay active. Most of our members are dead souls.

YOU STILL HAVE THE AVATAR I MADE YOU BACK IN 2011!!!!

Oh wow! Shmevin
I promise to stay active. I've been on the forum at least twice a day for the last month or so. And, the avatar is too awesome to get rid of.
How many people need to say yes for me to join?

Considering the ratio of people who are active to the people who check this thread.....
I'm just going to make this up now, I say at least 1 leader, and 2 other people.

Seriously guys, no one checks this damn thread.