Because it's a thread about poems and I'm a professional poet?!

why did no one read/critique this
professional poet my ass

What kind of a professional poet cant count syllables/doesnt know what a sonnet is? You never did answer that.. Do you realize any has 2 syllables yet?


10/10 would make a haiku expressing my joy

My Dearest hobo
Your poem discussing swag
Was a work of art

You guys aren't wrong about the haiku structure, but Haiku's normally use the senses inside the poem, such as Sight, sound, taste, touch and hearing, with contrasting lines.

Thanks, sorry, it's really good. I like it. Ever thought about composing a bundle? I think the time is right for you to step it up a little.

Move over, prepare for a stereotype of the "swag" fags.

All life is about pussy! Saving money is for chumps who like tiny rumps. I blow my money like chicks blow me, when you say you love me, I spit in your face because I'm a self-spoiled bitch, I go through whores like its my job, hell it pretty much is.

It's all about fucking the hottest girls and wearing the nicest clothes. Sitting down and having a family is lame, hell I have 234 children, condoms are for losers, stand back and watch me get ladies while you sit back with a "wife" and watch your bitch of a family grow up.


We must stop this madness ._.

Wow this thread was a hit probably awesome job ya did there 30001068.
Are raps allowed

Hi there world~im not a nerd
dat all what i can make :[