I am livid.

Oh, you :3

we are patient men; take your time obtaining the oranges.

The thing with these silly requests is, I feel they say things about ones character. macho didnt really do what was asked, but what he did was funny and silly, and now he is of the One clan that distinguishes (how do I spell) a pirouette from jumping 360 degrees.
Murcinary understandably disagreed with I, but seems like a cool guy, so tip top.

You seem like a pretty young mind, so I'm feeling lile you using a lot of time on our task could (and I mean.could) be wasteful. Try to turn down all insecurity, crank up the crazyness, and release yout most inner beast.
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tell us more about yourself, Management, and preferably in rhymes.

So talking about myself in rhymes is my next task?

That sounds like a fantastic idea.

And make sure there are oranges this time!

What I thought I had to type it!Why can't it be easy like doing a 360....is it because this clan pushes it's limits and everything is hard because it's the fun way

I feel like we should not be accepting tens of new members at least not at once, let's put a limit to the number of new members we want at least for this month just to take the time to get to know the new members and become friends with them. I strongly suggest this.
From this point of view I agree for us to have difficult requests for the applicants.

(Why do I sound very formal ? I really didn't intend it it just happened. If I did sound formal anyway)

But just tell cause I'm lost I have to talk about my self in rhymes in a video or just type it
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Sorry I decided to type it

Hello there my name is Volltic
I'm a very happy fella
Did I tell u my middle name is Bella
I like to join Ur very cool clan
Let me tell u about myself but first ill open this can
I'm 14 that's right I'm a teen
And I have a toribash friend who's name is feen
I'm a very chill guy and a draw cartoons
And I also use to watch the loney toons
I like to ride my bike everyday
But I did not ride it today
I recycle because it's fun
And is I mention I have a BB gun
Looks like to told u mostly all
And also I have a cat that's 4 inches tall

Oranges are pretty nice,
I love orange-flavored kool-aid on ice
Another great orangey drink is Sunny D,
But those you'll have to buy for a costly fee.
Often I simply just buy OJ,
Since its cheaper and I drink an entire carton in one day.
Orange is the name of a color of a fruit by the same name,
But the word doesn't rhyme with anything, which is pretty lame.
Orange was the color of the bottom of my shoe,
Which eventually turned brown after treading on dog poo.
If I had a soul color, I'd say it was orange;
For many reasons, but mostly because god damnit.

My rap is better

10/10 ending there, hush

Like Hush, I too like OJ
Though not the girl slayer,
The mad silver-tounged player,
That dark colored fellow,
Now Rotting far below the sea, you see
In a cell by the sea floor
No windows but cell door
Little light, no more than strip of light
To see the bucket where he shits and pees.

No I'm talking 'bout the drinkable pleasure
Sticky liquid, the jungles treasure
That we be freezing, extracting, consentrating
To me it's teasing, engaging and constipating

6 liters a day, is all I have to say
When it comes to the juicy fruit
That animates this big brown brute.
But on the topic of Volltic
It truly makes me sick
That your rhyme has a glaring omission
Talking about oranges was your mission
Now my pity is gone
And I feel like you are too young
To join us in our collective Parrot song.
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Fuck me I'm rrcording that right now, full on Biggie-esque