Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hey again!
Stranger: how are you?
Stranger: wait, again?
You: Great thanks, you?
Stranger: doing well
Stranger: is that you david?
You: Glad to hear it, yep. =]
Stranger: I FUCKING KNEW IT!
Stranger: *THROWS POKEBALL*
You: Oh no! The pokemon broke free!
Stranger: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
Stranger: you win this round david
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Also, I am now David. =P

hahhaha

Nice, he thought you were his friend. Ima try that too :P

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: holla
You: Good afternoon.
Stranger: wow))
Stranger: how are you?
You: Not so good. I did a huge mistake a few minutes ago.
Stranger: sup ?
You: Well, thing was: I was picking out dishes from the dishwasher, and my daughter comes in and asks for candy. I don't know why, but I just snapped. Took a knife and stuck it into her.
I don't know what to do.
Stranger: am...
Stranger: you need to hide man !
You: I know. But maybe I could just dump the body. There's a river outside the house.
Stranger: do you have a gun?
You: Sadly no.
Stranger: bad(((
Stranger: forget the doughters body
Stranger: run man run !
You: Shit.
Stranger: do you have cash??
You: My wife just came home.
You: ...
You: FUCK
Stranger: omg
Stranger: sit and watch tv
You: She's coming upstairs.
You: Okay, I'll act normal.
Stranger: oh no !
Stranger: stay where you are and dont panick
You: She hasn't seen the body yet.
Stranger: by the way what is your name ??
You: But she's going to the kitchen again.
You: I have to go, man.
Stranger: sanks god, maybe she wont see it !
You: FUCK
You have disconnected.


I got bored.

Lol, the funny thing with this is that he actually believed it.

Or he pretended to.... Ќ_Ќ

This.

Probably, yes.

hot damn thats good

This.

I agree with the one above me.