i posted an application here before when i was like 12
obviously i've not matured at all because i'm still trying to apply here
onto the application
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Short Story
There once was a young boy named Hipotibor. Nobody could pronounce his name and often times his teachers simply referred to him as Hipotibor or big mac. But I digress. Hipotibor was a chubby kid with the mind of a playful adventuring duck who could slay the demons that guard the gates to hell and occasionally brush its duck testicles. Do ducks have testicles, you may be asking yourself? Go outside and find a duck and turn it upside you lazy fuck, now let's continue with the story. Hipotibor was determined to achieve his dreams of becoming a duck, and on a cold summer day Hipotibor classmates decided to play a prank on him by tarring and feathering him. But ironically, this pleased Hipotibor because he was now a duck, and killed himself by trying to soar off of his mother's rooftop.
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For those of you worrying about my activity:
Do not be intimidated by my forum posts. I have the intentions to be highly inactive and never hop on. I also only hop on Toribash to try to play Taekkyon and Lenshung3 but realize I suck cock at both and proceed to cry every time I play.
Why am I applying?
I have participated in more Toribash clans then I could list off. This has actually saddened me on many occasions, because all of those clans turned out to be really shitty, and all of them had really shitty members that only cared about warring. I've paid attention to Duck, and I know that it's different. Duck seems to be a clan that strives for humor, and family relations more than anything else.
A clan is a family. Not a soviet military.
More about me
My name, as in, the name I go by, is Tim. I'm currently a Freshman, and my only hobby that I avidly do is skating, but I am able to play the Violin and aspire to play the piano. I've been playing Toribash for the past 3 or 4 years on various accounts and use the forum regularly to shitpost and not shitpost. I'm 5'10, have long ass hair, and my religious practice is Rfifan. I also occasionally do drugs.
Last edited by Valterain1; Nov 27, 2015 at 07:22 AM.