Sorry about that it said i could Pm him or post it on the forum but i just decided to Pm it, i would really like to be in this clan..

you could get in if you posted a video of you dancing probably

We don't know you Das, shoo.
Your tits are too big to join, we don't want MegaCash to be too angry with you, because you have larger tits than her A Cup "boobies".

How about no?

If not no, then how about fuck no?

If that isn't good enough, how about get the fuck out of here you piece of vaginal yeast.


Sorry if I hurt your feelings.

I totally spaced on this matter too.

Sharpie in pooper +
timestamp with a note that reads "pabblo is my papi" = reconsideration

k, you guys aren't good at this... you aren't supposed to flame him away, you're supposed to make him do embarrassing things

Phantom Application Charter

We here at the phantom clan have decided to become exclusive, meaning that we don't care about you, your application, your hopes or dreams, or anything you have to say. With that being said don't lose all faith yet hopeful youth first things first you'll need an absolutely breathtaking free-form application that's of some length. Besides the outrageously good application you must know at least two of our illustrious members and more than a just hi and bye relationship, lastly you must include no less than three of the following.

* Post a picture with a note stating one member as your papi. Unless it's mega then in that case it's mami

* write a sentence utilizing everyone in the clans name including the bank that makes logical sense

* Write us a detailed piece of poetry explaining how we are the most glorious and memorable clan ever created

* Change your signature to I did things with a panda while I was drugged

If you complete these tasks then you will be up for consideration that is all

Also make them put sharpies in their poopers.

Feels pretty good.

Lol nice clan you got here.

You have no idea, we're one of a kind, nice of you to show those true colors though saves us the process of extended voting, you can't fathom a phantom it seems. With that being said let him have it fellas.