he doesnt take 5 mins to find his gmt he doesnt name his clans he doesnt post a replayhis self descrit sux he uses xD in his app i say no

There Was A Pirate Called Sam He knew it was ToriBashems Birthday Today. So he decided to give ToriBashem a large, novelty eyepatch which had magical powers. Thes powers consisted of xray vision which allowed ToriBashem to see through womens clothes and he jizzed in his pants. Then "The Lonely Island" decided to make a song about ToriBashem and his eye patch. Which went a little like this:

YO HO HO and a bottle of rum
Uric is gay and he likes a bit of bum.

This song hit the top of the charts within minutes!

It was legendary because Uric killed the song so Sam decided to commit suicide by catapulting a giant watermelon at veb which is pretty much suicide. Then Sam had a quick fap and went quietly to heaven where he met his most disliked nemesis, "Darth Mc no dick" who was actually Baytch in disguise. Sam quickly flopped out his Banana gun and popped a skin in his arse. Baytch then died of a rare disease called owigotshotbyabannanagun luckily at his death bed he said "I leave all of which I possess to Uric" "Oh wait i mean ToriBashem he is much more cooler and has mean leet skillz also very modest." Then Blah! Baytch died. Sam who was disguested in heaven at the sight of the diesease decided to write a story about the whole thing and it became a thread.

The End

or is it.....

No, because then veb came back into the equation. And because he's god he HTFU and got online and sold billy pure force no qi for a $10 telecom topup. Suddenly due to the mass excitement Baytch's Heart started beating again, Baytch was overjoyed so decided to have a beat over STIKEMANs face and suddenly That lsl dude who is so cool and deserves a special gift from the rich bastards who run a ducking epic clan called piratez ate the gigantic powzorful watermelon and got a bit of an accent end started talking like a seth efrican end loved thet veb guy end wanted te gev hem secks pies end git 100k en ritern.
And then a pirate called sam decided to give ToriBashem a large, novelty eyepatch which had magical powers. Thes powers consisted of xray vision which allowed ToriBashem to see through womens clothes and he jizzed in his pants. Then "The Lonely Island" decided to make a song about ToriBashem and his eye patch. Which went a little like this:

YO HO HO and a bottle of rum
Uric is gay and he likes a bit of bum.

This song hit the top of the charts within minutes!

It was legendary because Uric killed the song so Sam decided to commit suicide by catapulting a giant watermelon at veb which is pretty much suicide. Then Sam had a quick fap and went quietly to heaven where he met his most disliked nemesis, "Darth Mc no dick" who was actually Baytch in disguise. Sam quickly flopped out his Banana gun and popped a skin in his arse. Baytch then died of a rare disease called owigotshotbyabannanagun luckily at his death bed he said "I leave all of which I possess to Uric" "Oh wait i mean ToriBashem he is much more cooler and has mean leet skillz also very modest." Then Blah! Baytch died. Sam who was disguested in heaven at the sight of the diesease decided to write a story about the whole thing and it became a thread.

The End

or is it.....

No, because then veb came back into the equation. And because he's god he HTFU and got online and sold billy pure force no qi for a $10 telecom topup. Suddenly due to the mass excitement Baytch's Heart started beating again, Baytch was overjoyed so decided to have a beat over STIKEMANs face and suddenly That lsl dude who is so cool and deserves a special gift from the rich bastards who run a ducking epic clan called piratez ate the gigantic powzorful watermelon and got a bit of an accent end started talking like a seth efrican end loved thet veb guy end wanted te gev hem secks pies end git 100k en ritern. Suddenly the grammar/spelling police came and took lsl away for his disgusting use of the english language. Then lsl's accent cleared up and he stopped talking like a south african and gave veb six pies in return for 100k.
After a long, long while veb came back and said "Uric, give me your god damned money and I'll give you no qi pure force." So Uric being smart accepted the offer and traded a $10 telecom topup card for no qi pure force... Then, out of the blue Veb got really grumpy and lazored Bashem which wasnt very fair so bashem went on his alt account and sadly browsed the forums when the next day bashems account cames back and he his happy

The End

or is it.....

look at his last sentence XD oh and no sorry XD

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you said no already also i stand by my word and that is NO

yay 200th post

The new one?

No, retarded application. That's 3 no's.

Yay! I get to say it.

You are Declined Lightwind.

Heads up to all members.

I will be hosting a tourney in 1 - 2 hours. Prizes are 4k 1st 2k 2nd.

Thanks to me. XD.