Secret Santa 2024
Originally Posted by DAS1 View Post
Lol nice clan you got here.

Nice penis you have there.

What a shame it would be if someone were to rip it off and shove it where the sun don't shine...





And I'm not talking about Alaska.
the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
Originally Posted by AzureMage View Post
Phantom Application Charter

We here at the phantom clan have decided to become exclusive, meaning that we don't care about you, your application, your hopes or dreams, or anything you have to say. With that being said don't lose all faith yet hopeful youth first things first you'll need an absolutely breathtaking free-form application that's of some length. Besides the outrageously good application you must know at least two of our illustrious members and more than a just hi and bye relationship, lastly you must include no less than three of the following.

* Post a picture with a note stating one member as your papi. Unless it's mega then in that case it's mami

* write a sentence utilizing everyone in the clans name including the bank that makes logical sense

* Write us a detailed piece of poetry explaining how we are the most glorious and memorable clan ever created

* Change your signature to I did things with a panda while I was drugged

If you complete these tasks then you will be up for consideration that is all

I wanna see some poetry.
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"Patience means bearing the unbearable" Tomo VII - The Bushido code
Originally Posted by watersurf View Post
Wth?

Put me and Zay's Test challenges in there.

This.
the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
That would take to long, give me an example of your tests and I'll put them up if I recall correctly your last test was predicting if people really liked peanut butter.
Present to me the most beautiful woman, and I shall reward you with chronos
Originally Posted by AzureMage View Post
That would take to long, give me an example of your tests and I'll put them up if I recall correctly your last test was predicting if people really liked peanut butter.

Our tests are dynamic, man. They're different for every new sucker.
the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
Hi guys my name is Lewis I'm 14 from Wales and my GMT is 0 I would like to be a part of this clan because it has nice members and I can see myself enjoying this clan this is the reason I app. I am a 5th dan and I know the fourms I can also take a lot of crap of people and I can be a nice guy but you will know when I am pissed off because my messages would be very short and in caps.

I would love to be a part of this clan to also make new friends and to be happy I am Welsh but I only know English ._. don't judge me. I work on a farm ._. still don't judge me and I like how spam free your thread is I really like that. My past clans are plasma knotz pure and some others but I can't remember them and you look pretty fourm active I am just guessing here so that is nice as well all in all I think this clan is pretty amazing and has a great leader and I would love to be a part of it.

I met Mage in the abd room when I was talking to him he is very nice and I wasn't happy with knotz so I was thinking why not give this clan a try you seem like a very skilled clan maybe I could learn somethings from you guys I hope to stay here for the rest of my stay in toribash and I hope to grow old and wise here ._. don't judge me.

I would also like to meet some of you guys I do not have skype sorry but if you have a irc could I join?

This is my app hope you like it I'll be waiting for answers thanks.
Belive it or not I used to go ingame once.
I'm going to say yes, yes we're more exclusive etc. but we need some more in-game activity any this guys great in-game and forum active. Not many like this left so show some sympathy and at least reduce the requirements.
Present to me the most beautiful woman, and I shall reward you with chronos