haikueeer haiku
roses are real fly
use them to smang phat pussy
bitches love roses

I am the master at haiku

haikus are for fags

literally for the gays

cool, but for the gays

hi im dinis
how do
I haiku please?
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5 syllables first line, 7 syllables second line, 5 syllables third line

real nigga haiku

ay, lemme holla

ay, you with the fat ass

aight, fuck you then

the REAL real nigga haiku

I eat vegemite

every meal of the day

I also sweat it

Hi, this isn't Toriprime, please save your energy to go above and beyond terminally retarded elsewhere. If you'd like to right some more gangster haikus, don't. Thank you.

David Bowie, David Bowie, David Bowie, the name fills my heart with so much emotion, so much inspiration, so much... love, so much that my heart swells to the size of a watermelon. David Bowie, David Bowie, David Bowie, his eyes are my weakness, not putting up a fight, I allow him to control my brain becoming his zombie, not by force but by choice, going out on journies to make cults dedicated to him. David Bowie, David Bowie, David Bowie, his voice, his stage presence, his amazing looks, all so perfect that it should be a dream, yet I still feel pain and i'm glad to know it's not a dream, David Bowie, David Bowie, David Bowie, dont you forget his name.

I vote yay