Illum.
Empire State Building.
12:01 AM.
Bring an Indiana Jones-worthy whip, some I Can't Believe It's Not Butter (whipped), a spandex suit (or leather, you choose), a rocket-nitro-C4-plasma-powered car, some bunny ears, a pistol with tracer rounds and silencer, a seedless watermelon, and your mom.
You'll get your punishment.