Now this is a story all about
How a parrot's life got turned upside down
And I'd like to take a feather
Just write up this song
And tell you how Parrot became the worst bird in town

Being stressed by duck scared and mad
On TK was where duck spent most of their days
Bashin' out maxin' Smashin' all cool
And all fuckin' some birds outside of singleplayer
When a couple of parrots who were thinking no good
Started making trouble in duck's neighborhood
Then one little parrot got in a fight, mom got scared
She said, "You're movin' with your polly and molly so say your prayers"

They begged and pleaded duck day after day
But duck packed a big L and shoveled them away
We gave em' a kiss and gave them their cases.
We put on our duckbills and said, "away with those [braces]!"


Bird kings, yo, it ain't parrot
Enjoying these braces unlike those parrot proletriats.
Is this what it feels like being the kings of them all?
Fuck yeah it is, TC isn't all.


But wait I hear they're all pussies, TC stealin', brats
Is this the type of clan that they just send this cool hat?
I don't think so
We'll see when we get there
Well hope they're prepared for the kings of the air

Landing with our memes we found them on their knees
Coudn't handle our memes they gave a shot
We gave them a chance and spared them a cent
Because of this it was enough for rent
They ain't got memes so they better repent
With staff members they pray
Using hampa they may
Better call him quick we are coming, they say

This is a joke so don't take it too seriously
We ducks are great, it ain't a mystery
But this is a mystery who is the best bird
Parrots will kill us, maybe be so
At least they won't take our dignity

But I thought, "Hey, this ain't the end."
This will be a tough match
It may not be fair
So give us a prayer
And make us the kings of the air