Christmas Lottery
Originally Posted by SmallBowl View Post
You at heart

Funny jokes nazibowl, you should be a comedian
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Can you please move your salty as fuck shitpost crusade to our chat thread
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Hi

I'd make a dope as fuck freeform application but to be honest I'm sick off applying for shit. Applied to and have been in too many clans to keep this up. I just killed my clan, (God), due to inactivity, so at this point I really just want to settle somewhere. I'm not using you guys as a second choice, or last resort. You guys have always been a choice to me, but I've never really applied. Right now I just want to chill and not take TB seriously. Now, moving on from my rant, I'll be using the form you provided.

Name: Jaxon Wise

Gender: Dude

Age: 13

Gmt: +6 according to google

Belt: 10th Dan Black Belt

Why do you want to join: Well, I want to settle down and just kinda hang out. [duck] is just that kind of clan. You guys aren't insanely strict on activity of any kind, and that's one of the reasons I want to join. I've lost a lot of interest in toribash and I don't feel like taking this game seriously anymore. I'd go lone wolf but then I feel like I would lose the game completley. I want to be tied to something so I don't truly leave this community. Plus, I mean, you guys are pretty badass.

Past Clans: Uh, I'm going to stick with the clans under my current name. [Origin] - Partially dead didn't really feel at home at the time. [Ae] - Left to recreate my first clan, (Godly), which is now (God) and also dead. (God) - Inactive, left due to loss of interest in the game.

Why did you leave your past clans?: Reason's are stated above.

What can you offer?: I don't know. Another dude to hang out with? A replay maker looking to get better? I can't really offer much. I can offer a great amount of forum activity. I can offer an experienced, mature player. But other than that, I can't offer much.

If your Uncle Jack got stuck on an elephant, would you help your Uncle Jack off?: I don't have an uncle Jack.

Invited by some one?: Nah

Special Skills?: Bad replays

Are you a funny guy? Prove it: Can't really prove this unless you want me typing out a shit ton of really bad jokes and memes.

Playercard


Do you accept hipotibor as your lord and savior?: I do indeed.

Replays
(these are all fairly old since I haven't been playing much recently)

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Originally Posted by Jaxon View Post

I can offer a great amount of forum activity.



You understand we are duck right? not some new clan that is active. We already have 1 person who lurks on our thread 24/7 i doubt we would need another.
<Gbleek> they're like mean, sensitive, soulless robots dude

replays are ok, and the app isn't really anything special.

How about you post a silly picture and I'll base my answer on what you post. I find I learn a lot about the applicants this way, keep in mind this better be one hell of a silly picture.

If you fuck it up, its a no from me.
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Originally Posted by Jueil View Post
You understand we are duck right? not some new clan that is active. We already have 1 person who lurks on our thread 24/7 i doubt we would need another.

I said I didn't have much to offer. I'm not asking for you dudes to be active, and I'm not assuming you are either. It's just one of my traits.
I'm just gamin' man
also gonna do a thorough background check on ya, so my vote will probably be in 1-3 days time.
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Originally Posted by MrJingles View Post
replays are ok, and the app isn't really anything special.

How about you post a silly picture and I'll base my answer on what you post. I find I learn a lot about the applicants this way, keep in mind this better be one hell of a silly picture.

If you fuck it up, its a no from me.

Something silly or something I might find funny? I'll post somethingy silly first, and change it if you meant something I found funny. Might not get it tonight. Sleep and school n stuff. Will update this post when I find something.
I'm just gamin' man