Well, if you want to render me breathless, mention Old Wizards with pedo-grins and wands, or mention a leprechaun that throws nuts at kids with an ogre who kicks the kid(s) with the nuts sky-high. I laughed for 5 minutes non-stop, unable to breathe. Kam knows what I'm on about...
Also, Star Wars + Fashion = Manakin Skywalker.
Yep.